2009 Los Angeles 500

The 2009 Los Angeles 500 Was A Race Where Ricky Hoodson got Crash By Ruby Oaks in The Adventures of Cars. This would also be the last race Doc Hudson would be the crew chief of Lightning McQueen as Doc sadly died a month after this race.

Network

 * RSN

Announcers

 * Ruby Nightcar
 * Bob Cutlass
 * Darrell Cartrip

The Battle of Radiator Springs (Before Race)

 * Tuck Spiker: Hey Look a Dinoco
 * Tex Dinoco: Ready?
 * Peppermint Patty: Uh Hu.
 * (Stays Silent For 2 Seconds)
 * Tex Dinoco: NOW!
 * (All the Cars into life, attacking their Mean Pittys.)
 * Luke Pettlework: TAKE THIS AND THIS!! (Luke Punches Frank 10 Times)
 * Mike Pettlework: TAKE THAT!!!! (Mike Crashes Ratchet)
 * Ratchet Tankson: OWW!!!
 * Bill Revs: REV IT UP FOOL!! (Vandon Kerr and Bill Revis Smash Not Chuck)
 * Not Chuck: Ow!
 * Hans Buschtire: End of Th- (Bump the helmet and Smash Tires in 9 Times) OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!
 * Ricky Hoodson: I Going to Wins this Race at Piston Cup Season at 2009!
 * (Cut back to Lucy’s home, where Marcie Carlin has readied the invention.)
 * Marcie Carlin: (Blows) Yes! (Box Car Start in Go) Here We Go! (Box Car going Faster)
 * Strip Weathers: What the devil? Sally Brown, look out!
 * (The Box Car crashes into the Shed, and a red cloud of smoke poofs out of the basement. Sally Brown, Ruby Oaks and Strip Weathers emerge from the wreckage to find Marcie Carlin swinging on a loose spring.)
 * Marcie Carlin: Oh My Gosh You guys gotta try this thing.
 * Sally Brown: Strip Weathers Go Now
 * Strip Weathers: Ok (Drive)
 * (Cut back to Radiator Springs where the attack continues.)
 * Turbo Bullock: EVERYONE NOW THROW THE TOMATOS!! (Throw the Tomatos in Bruiser Bukowski)
 * Bruiser Bukowski: WHOA AHH!! OWW
 * Flo: Sarge ya scurvy scum! Now Hit It
 * Sarge: YES!! (Hit Bruiser Bukowski)
 * Bruiser Bukowski: OWW!!! That HURTTS!!!!
 * Gray: LOOOKK OUTT!! (Crashes Justin Sidekick)
 * Justin Sidekick: OWW HEYY!!
 * Ricky Hoodson: (Ricky Hoodson has broken off from the Mean Pittys, and kick tires open a door looking for Ruby Oaks) Ruby Oaks, Where are You! (He doesn't find him and moves)
 * El Guapo: TURBO!!!!
 * Turbo Bullock: OK You Want it Come in get it!
 * El Guapo: YEAAHH!! (Turbo: YEP!!) (Crash in the Wall) HEY!
 * Junior Moon: Oh No No No No!
 * Jerry Recycled Batteries: Junior You Get LOST!!!
 * Mack Haulsmith: Not So Fast Jerry!
 * Junior Moon: Oh OH No NO!
 * Mack Haulsmith: JUUNNIORRR MOOON LOOOKK OOOUUUTTTT!! (Hit Jerry)
 * Jerry Recycled Batteries: WHOOAAAAA Ow!
 * Ruby Oaks: Sally Brown Runs we get into Los Angles 500 and Fast!!
 * Zeke Storm: HA HA HA! Never Chase you
 * Francesca: (To Guido) Oh HELP!
 * Gudio: HEY LEAVE IT ALONE!! (Throw Zeke Storm)
 * Zeke Storm: AHHHH!! (Hit the Ground) Oh OW! Gudio!
 * Francesca: Thinks You
 * (3 Racers Chasing Orange Racer Tow Truck and Racer)
 * Tony Tunado: RUN KOMBO RUN!!
 * Kombo: I Sure Tony!
 * Tony Tunado: IN HERE! (in the Thomas Shed)
 * Kombo: Oh My Were Trapped!
 * Riley: Now we i Got it HA HA!
 * Tony Tunado: Oh you Know what Riley
 * Riley: What?
 * Tony Tunado: Like This! (only to find that the knives pop out of the drawers, and Red Horn up.)
 * Riley: Goodness, RUN!! (They run screaming from the Radiator Springs) Oh Man!
 * Ramone: WE DID IT!! (the Cars celebrate their victory.)
 * Mr V8: and Stay OUT!!!
 * Tex Dinoco: Thinks You Mr V8
 * Mr V8: Your Welcome
 * Gilbert Willer: Hey Let me Out!
 * Ed Willis: Sorry

Interview

 * Bob : This Is RSN In The 2009 Los Angeles 500 Where A Great Race Will Start
 * Ruby Nightcar : I Mean Like This Is Gonna Go Wild Ain’t I Right
 * Darrel : Of Course Ruby Oaks Had Alot Of Top Tens And Both Ruby Oaks And Ricky Hoodson Are Tied With The Season Points
 * Bob : Let’s Get This Started Soon Darrel
 * Darrel : Let’s Get Sure
 * Ruby Nightcar : Ok Sure

Start the Race!

 * Darrell Cartrip: The Green Flag the Pan Go Off Boogity, boogity, boogity! Let's End 2009 Boys and Girls.
 * Tow Mater: Go Buddy!

Jackie Johanson Blow the Tire Lap 195

 * Jackie : *Blows Tire* NoNoNoNoNoNoNo *Crashes And Flips 5 Times*
 * Ruby Nightcar : I’m Serious Here That Same Car Who Insulted The Nightcar Speedway Back In 2006 Got Wrecked
 * Darrel : Yeah I Agree Eith You On That One
 * Bob : Same Here

Brick Yardley Crash Lap 229
TBA

Francesco Bernoulli Talking About Tow Mater
TBA

Ruby Oaks Vs Ricky Hoodson

 * Uncle Topolino: Ruby "Easy" Oaks, he Get in on Us!
 * Ricky Hoodson: Come on out and fight!
 * Tow Mater: What Are you Doing Ricky
 * Ricky Hoodson: Were you in love with her, Ruby?
 * Tow Mater: Ruby, Do Something
 * Ruby Oaks: I'm Tyring
 * Ricky Hoodson: Did you honestly think Lucy’d want you when Sally had someone like me?
 * Ruby Oaks: All Right That It! (Ruby Bump Ricky)
 * Uncle Topolino: WAA-HOO Ruby You Did It
 * Ruby Oaks: Thinks.
 * Bob: Both Ricky Hoodson and Ruby Oaks are far ahead of the other racers! Here We Have Rip Clutchgonskei is now up to 4th, Jeff Gorvette is now up to 5th, Dale Carrett with his bright paintwork Logan Rookie is now up to 6th!
 * Darrell Cartrip: This is It is at Final Lap.
 * Tow Mater: Last Lap!
 * Ruby Oaks: Come Ruby Oaks You Can Do It!
 * Ricky Hoodson: It's Over Ruby Oaks, You Be Scrap
 * Spongebob: Wait, WHAT!
 * Francesco Bernoulli: WHAT!
 * Uncle Topolino: WHAT No!
 * Luigi: NO!
 * Sally Brown: Oh No!
 * Linus Van Pelt: NO!
 * Charlie Brown: NO! Ruby!
 * Tow Mater: Ruby, GET OUT OF HERE!
 * Ricky Hoodson: TIME TO DIE!!!
 * Ruby Oaks: SHUT UP!!!!! (Ruby "Easy" Oaks Turning Ricky Hoodson and hit the Wall)
 * Bob: Ohh! Ruby Hit Ricky Hoodson In the Wall.
 * Ruby Oaks: HOW DARE YOU KILL MY RUBY STORM!
 * Ricky Hoodson: Let me go! Please, don’t hurt me! I’ll do anything! Anything! Help!
 * Ruby Oaks: NO! Ricky Hoodson, Listen, if You Ruby Storm Die Now You Be Crash.

Ricky Hoodon's Crash

 * Fillmore: Ruby Hurry Hit Ricky
 * Ricky Hoodson: NO! RUBY OAKS! PLEASE! DON'T DON'T HURT ME!, PLEASE!
 * Ruby Oaks: NO! You Won't, You Die at Me And My Me Cry Easy. NOW!! THIS IS PAYBACK FOR LIGHTNING MCQUEEN LIFE. (turns Ricky Hoodson)
 * Ricky Hoodson: (Spuns to the grass) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
 * Darrell: OH AND RICKY HOODSON GOES FLY AWAY! COLLECTING MEAN RACERS IN TURN 4
 * (Ricky Hoodson smashes into the inside fence and gets stuck on his roof)
 * Bob: Sage Vanderspin is 2nd, but the winner is gonna be Ruby Oaks using lessons learned from his father to go from 11th to 1st to score the victory of the Los Angeles 500!
 * Charlie Brown: YES! YES!
 * Luigi: You Can Do It
 * Sally Brown: Come on Ruby Oaks!
 * Mater: Git-R-Done! Ruby Oaks, Come On, Get You Win!
 * Fillmore: Come On Man!
 * (Ruby Oaks crosses the finish line)
 * Mater: HE GOT IT RUBY!!
 * Ruby Oaks: OH YEAH, WOOOOOOO!!! WOOOO-HOOO!!! I Won the Piston Cup!
 * Linus Van Pelt: You Won Ruby You Won WOOO!
 * Matt Hicks: YEAHH!!
 * Francesco Bernoulli: Yeah Perfecto Ruby Oaks!
 * Charlie Brown: You Won!
 * Sally Brown: You Did It
 * Fillmore: Congratulations, man!
 * Uncle Topolino: You Crash on Ricky Hoodson
 * Shermy: And Ricky Hoodson get Fired
 * Lucy Van Pelt: Yeah, Your Mean Green Car!
 * Schroeder: Show Yourself!
 * Jake and Jenny: BOO!
 * Chick Hicks: What's the matter with everybody?! Ow! Where's the happiness?! Hey, this is the begin of the Chick-era!
 * Carl Cluchen: Hello i am Carl Clutchen
 * Ruby Oaks: Hello Carl Clutchen
 * Carl Clutchen: Ha Ha Hello!

Ricky Hoodson Gets Fired

 * Harry: Ricky!
 * Ricky Hoodson: How!
 * Harry: I contacted your sponsor to fire you
 * Ricky: NOOOOO!!!!! (drives away sobbing)
 * Harry: Now We Taking Replace with Maurice Fillups.
 * Ricky Hoodson: I Can Be Lost THE RACE!!!!

Ruby Oaks Decline Toys R Us for Marcie Carlin

 * Manny Flywheel: HA HA!! Ruby Oaks You Did it
 * Rusty Cornfuel: Well Done Ruby!
 * Kombo: Congrats on the Loss, me SpongeBob
 * Doc Hudson: Amazing Job Ruby! i am so proud of you, now we have each won 2 Piston Cups, you got a lot of stuff kid. (Doc's Last words on the crew chief stand, but not his last words of his life)
 * Ruby Oaks: Thinks Doc
 * Marcie Carlin: Hey Ruby! Come Here
 * Ruby Oaks: What is it?
 * Marcie Carlin: Ruby, that was some real racin' out there. How'd you like to beacome the new racer of Rust-eze?
 * Ruby Oaks: but i didn't but in
 * Mr Ed Willis: Ruby now that you're Winning i need you first thing Friday morning for a Photo Shoot.
 * Ruby Oaks: Yeah Mr Willis.
 * Charles Hudson: Ohh hang on Now
 * Marcie Carlin: Whoa
 * Ruby Oaks: What is this, its that a Toy R Us?
 * Charles Hudson: you Started the RaceOpolis Race that's how it works done
 * Tow Mater: Work Done, Wow Cool
 * Sally Brown: Well He had a Great Race and now you get to decide when you're done racing
 * Peppermint Patty: So What's it gonna be Ruby Oaks
 * Ruby Oaks: I'm gonna 1 more racing. But before that, I got something I want to do.

Happy Ending
TBA

After Ending

 * Leland Turbo: Finn, It's Time.
 * Finn McMissile: Roger That Agent Leland.

Results

 * 1) Ruby Oaks 500 laps (Champion 2009)
 * 2) Sage Vanderspin 500 laps
 * 3) Rip Clutchgonskei 500 laps
 * 4) Jeff Gorvette 500 laps
 * 5) Dale Carrett 500 laps
 * 6) Logan Rookie 500 laps
 * 7) Francesco Bernoulli 500 laps
 * 8) Lewis Hamilton 500 laps
 * 9) Nigel Gearsley 500 laps
 * 10) Matt Hicks 500 laps
 * 11) Tony Tunado 500 laps
 * 12) Misti Motorkrass 500 laps
 * 13) Kevin Racingtire 500 laps
 * 14) Riley Moon 500 laps
 * 15) Davey Apex 500 laps
 * 16) Rusty Cornfuel 500 laps
 * 17) Lightning McQueen 500 laps
 * 18) Sterling Carlin 500 laps
 * 19) Cal Weathers 500 laps
 * 20) Speedy Comet 500 laps
 * 21) Kevin Shiftright 500 laps
 * 22) Dave Carlow 500 laps
 * 23) Robert Gearshift 500 laps
 * 24) Fred Faster 500 laps
 * 25) Gerald Jefferson Junior 500 laps
 * 26) Slider Petrolski 500 laps
 * 27) Dirkson D Agostino 500 laps
 * 28) Ryan Shields 500 laps
 * 29) Johnny Blamer 500 laps
 * 30) James Cleanair 500 laps
 * 31) Greg Candyman 500 laps
 * 32) James Capper 500 laps
 * 33) Aiken Axler 500 laps
 * 34) Spencer "Champion" Racingtire 500 laps
 * 35) Dylan Tireson 500 laps
 * 36) Eric Martin 500 laps
 * 37) Dud Throttleman 500 laps
 * 38) April Tireshock 500 laps
 * 39) Mike Turbowitz 500 laps
 * 40) Phil Tankson 500 laps
 * 41) Kimberly McQuaid 500 laps
 * 42) Oswald Sidney 500 laps
 * 43) Tyrone Cartrip 500 laps
 * 44) Desmond Brakedrum 500 laps
 * 45) Jenny Parker 500 laps
 * 46) Todd Marcus 500 laps
 * 47) Larry Smith 500 laps
 * 48) Whiff Racelott 500 laps
 * 49) Robotnik Chicks 500 laps
 * 50) Winford Bradford Rutherford 500 laps
 * 51) Theo Stalker Junior 500 laps
 * 52) Dale Earnhardt Jr 500 laps
 * 53) Chick McQueen 500 laps
 * 54) Sky Lewis 500 laps
 * 55) Delano Loudrev 500 laps
 * 56) Oak Oilson 500 laps
 * 57) Claude Scruggs 500 laps
 * 58) Zack Oilchanger 500 laps
 * 59) Floyd Mulvihill 500 laps
 * 60) Chuck Armstrong 500 laps
 * 61) Alexander Tirestopper 500 laps
 * 62) Miles Longley 500 laps
 * 63) Jimmy Cables 500 laps
 * 64) Dustin Willer 500 laps
 * 65) Mickey Rodger 500 laps
 * 66) Tyler Comet 500 laps
 * 67) Rocky McMissile 500 laps
 * 68) Mark Racingtire 500 laps
 * 69) Crusty Rotor 500 laps
 * 70) Haul Inngas 500 laps
 * 71) Brush Curber 500 laps
 * 72) Billy Oilchanger 500 laps
 * 73) Manny Flywheel 500 laps
 * 74) Simba Roadtesta 500 laps
 * 75) Darrel Draggered 500 laps
 * 76) Ernie Gearson 500 laps
 * 77) Jacob Roscoe 500 laps
 * 78) Davey Froston 500 laps
 * 79) June Nash 500 laps
 * 80) Jerry Racelott 500 laps
 * 81) Mario Axler 500 laps
 * 82) David Wonky 500 laps
 * 83) Crane Wesdrive 500 laps
 * 84) Aaron Gasline 500 laps
 * 85) Alex Quint 500 laps
 * 86) DJ Backdrive 500 laps
 * 87) Marco Bulliron 499 laps (making contact with Larry, Jeff, Sedgewick, Reece, Rob and Ricky)
 * 88) Reece 499 laps (making contact with Larry, Jeff, Sedgewick, Kendrick, Marco, Rob and Ricky)
 * 89) Kendrick 499 laps (making contact with Larry, Jeff, Sedgewick, Reece, Marco, Rob and Ricky)
 * 90) Rob Stalker 499 laps (making contact with Marco, Jeff, Sedgewick, Larry, Kendrick, Reece and Ricky)
 * 91) Larry Turbowitz 499 laps (making contact with Marco, Rob, Jeff, Sedgewick, Kendrick, Reece and Ricky)
 * 92) Jeff Hammer 499 laps (making contact with Marco, Rob, Larry, Sedgewick, Kendrick, Reece and Ricky)
 * 93) Sedgewick Cartin 499 laps making contact with Marco, Rob, Jeff, Kendrick, Reece and Ricky)
 * 94) Ricky Hoodson 499 laps (Who Goes Airborn And Crash)
 * 95) Brick Yardley 229 laps (Crash)
 * 96) Jackie Johanson 195 laps (Tire Blow)